MineCraft - chapter 2: Who Are You?

There are 5 buildings in total, 6 gardens, 2 "lamps" (they are just torches on wool on fence) and gravel paths. There’s also 4 things that Steve doesn't know what is at all, 2 have big heads and noses the 2 others (1 clad in iron armor, the other has gold) are some what shorter then the 1^st but the same size as Steve.

   “Who are you?” yells Steve

   “Who are you!!!!?” screams the one in iron

   “meh errr” said 1 of the big headed things

   “I just said that said that” replied the one in iron

   “meh er err laaa” replied the big head with a whit cloak (the other had a brown with a black apron)

   “Well stop repeating me.” Retorted iron “as for you, who are you?!?” he said as he turned back to Steve.

   “I asked first so you tell me who you are!!!!” replied Steve

   “All rite already! I’m Sara and he’s frank.” Interrupted the on in gold

   “Why’d you tell him that!!!!” yelled frank

   “Other wise you two would do that till you died”

   “Well just don’t show him our base.”

   “I won’t….  Yet, who are you any ways?” she said as she turned to Steve

   “I don’t know” Steve replied

   “Great! He has amnesia!!” said frank sarcastically

   “Frank, be nicer.” Sara turned back to Steve “how about bob for a name?”

   “Bob? No I hate bob.” Told you Steve was unstable “I like ‘s’s though.”

   “‘s’! Um... How about Steve?”

   “Yah I like Steve, I AM Steve!!!!!!” yelled well Steve

   “You're nuts.” Said frank

   “Is that good?”

   “It means crazy.”

   “Oh. Is that good?”

   “No.”

   “Oh. Who’s that?” said Steve pointing at the big head with the white coat

   “librarian.” replied Sara “and that ones ‘black smith’.”

   “He looks hungry.”

   “They don’t actually eat.”

   “then why is there a garden here?”

   “To give to travelers that goes by.”

   “Oh. Do they do anything?”

   “Not really. Aside from being annoying” frank answered before Sara could

   "err mah err." said 'librarian'
   "what did he say?" asked Steve
   "he said '3 its  to coming pass'" replied Sara 
   "but whats coming to pass?" frank asked libaryian
   "err ah hr ere"
   "what do you mean we have to kill a myth? you cant kill myths! they are myths!!"
   "you sure they are safe? they sound mental to me."
   "you'er the one that's mental"
   "who said that?" 
   "you cant here me! i'm the story teller."
   "oh" frank Sara and the other two was staring at him "what?"
   "who are you talking to?" asked frank
   "the narrator"
   "don't break the 4th wall!!!" yelled some random person from another story
   "get out of here!!! you belong in adventures!!! not here. its the wrong story!!!" yelled frank
   "stop breaking the 4th wall!!!" yelled the person (whose name is Cadon. and no i'm not telling you about adventures. this is minecraft) and lefted 
   "good now that's over with, what else do you have on this myth you want us to kill." said steve. stay tuned for more!

MineCraft: The Adventure Begians

His eyes opened, there’s a trees in front of him, he doesn’t like trees. Why? No idea. But he doesn’t like them. So he runs up and punches it. Why? When all he can remember is that he doesn’t like trees? No idea ether. But he does.

Part of the tree falls. The part of the trunk just below the leaves. Which stays up. Strange.. why is that strange? After all he just ran up and punched a tree. But he thinks its strange so he picks up the part that fell, whacked his head on it and fell over because he just hit himself in the head.

“Ouch. That hurt.” he got up. Who is he? Well to tell the truth he doesn’t know, I know but wont tell you. So you will find out. If you keep reading. Any ways he chopped the wood into four pieces. How? Who cares! He did he than placed them together a in a flash of light.... a small table appeared in place of the wood. Why? I don’t know. Maybe its magic! He than turned back to the tree, he still hates trees so he hit it again. Why? hes crazy that’s why! He hates trees! Hes not all that stable!

So with 3 more pieces of tree trunk he turned back to the table and made some sticks. Whats that? You want to know how he looks like? Oh fine , he wears a light blue t-shirt and dark blue jeans, satisfied? Lets get back to the story, he.. oh his name is Steve, alright? Steve takes his pickaxe... why does he all of a sudden have a pick? if you didn’t interrupted me you would know now wouldn’t you?

Any ways he dug down with his pick thru the dirt than hit stone he dug some more and finds a cave, why? STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTENS!!!!!

he sees some black stuff and walks up to it and strikes it with his pick, he probably has anger problems, the black thing he decides is coal, or granite, ether one will work, so with some coal/granite he gos back to the surface and its night, hes afraid of the dark. Why? Because it wants to eat him. Weird right? Any ways he hears a soft groan, and turns to find a horrible creature coming at him stumbling as it comes. a twinge passes his ear he turns to find a whitish thing with most of its flesh gone with a bow.

It lines up for another shot... Steve ducks just in time the arrow wiz by his ear and hits the first creature in the chest, the first creature groans in pain and gos after the boney one and attacks tarring of its head, the bones fall to the ground. Dead.

The demon(Steve calls the 1^st creature demons, he doesn’t know why.) turns bake to Steve. Groans and starts after him, Steve moving a lot faster then the demon runs around and grabs the bow from bones with a arrow aims and fires... SMACK!!! the arrow hits the head of the demon witch screams in agony and falls to its knees then flops over dead.

Steve sighs in relief, a few hours later the sun rises, a few 'bones' and demons burst in to flam from the sun,

“weird.” murmurs Steve. He hears clicking turns to see a 8-legged-hairy-thing staring at him, Steve turns and runs from the thing. Witch clicks again, the land is plains like(thou Steve doesn’t know what a plain is..) scattered with some tees here and there, he gos to a clearing with some buildings.